hello :) my name Rachael, I'm 16 and welcome to my blog. ;o

johnshavesfor-sherlock:

luxor1390:

Things that don’t exist 

The pineapple/owl though

(via lolsomeone-actually)

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english is not their first language:Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
english is their first language:hte fuckign
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unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

(via hagrids-giant-nipples)

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mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

(Source: neptunain, via g-iggle)

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celestialdeth:

luxxy-chan:

Meanwhile, at Bronycon

Bob’s Burgers is really important

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Me:Wow, I'm home alone.
Me:*In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
Me:*Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
Me:*Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG
Me:*Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* IM FEELIN' SEXY AND FREEE
Me:*Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
Family:*comes home*
Me:*Locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr*
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I don’t know where I came across this, but it’s witty as fuck  (via naartje)

+1

(via killyourenemies)

Take note college campuses (and the world, by extension).

(via note-a-bear)

Always reblog the Ballad of Cracker von Patriarch.

(via mumblingsage)

(Source: octagon-surgeon, via bowtiesandginghamshirts)

Dude, you’re so edgy and politically incorrect. it’s totally ironic and satirical how you regurgitated those ancient and threadbare stereotypes. It reminds me of my great great great great grandpa, Cracker von Patriarch, who also challenged the status quo by embracing it with loving tenderness.
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figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

(Source: gooqueen, via kevajuice)

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