|english is not their first language:||Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.|
|english is their first language:||hte fuckign|
|Me:||Wow, I'm home alone.|
|Me:||*In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL|
|Me:||*Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF|
|Me:||*Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG|
|Me:||*Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* IM FEELIN' SEXY AND FREEE|
|Me:||*Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE|
|Me:||*Locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr*|
I don’t know where I came across this, but it’s witty as fuck (via naartje)
Take note college campuses (and the world, by extension).
Always reblog the Ballad of Cracker von Patriarch.
Dude, you’re so edgy and politically incorrect. it’s totally ironic and satirical how you regurgitated those ancient and threadbare stereotypes. It reminds me of my great great great great grandpa, Cracker von Patriarch, who also challenged the status quo by embracing it with loving tenderness.